I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
