So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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