I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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