let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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