Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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