no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Congratulations! We have a period
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