It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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