Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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