fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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