whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
