Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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