Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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