the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES