he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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