Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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