god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can I color on your dick again?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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