Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
