why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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