My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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