Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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