At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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