can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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