Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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