they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
FUCK WHALES
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