My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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