is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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