i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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