STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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