Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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