I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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