I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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