time to smoke my breakfast
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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