I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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