She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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