can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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