im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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