So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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