Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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