Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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