READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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