I forgot how hot balto sounded
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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