Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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