id be glad to
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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