You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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