yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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