His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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