remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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