Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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