How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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