Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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