The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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