Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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