How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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