The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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