I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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