She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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