I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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