I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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